The friend confided to People Magazine:
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And here we thought he was part of the new class of progressive country musicians!
Luke Bryan is a mega-talented hottie, there's no question about that! He looks like Georgia's answer to Gerard Butler and his vibrant voice is 20mg of all-natural Cialis for the soul!
Which totally explains why he's been chosen to host the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards!
Still, immense popularity and roguish charm are no excuse to make a child feel awful, especially not at his own birthday party!
And judging by this EXCLUSIVE! video we've uncovered, that's exactly what he did!
Ch-ch-check out the super shocking footage of Luke Bryan going batsh*t crazy, with an emphasis on "bat" (above)!
Oh, wait! That was clearly just a promo video for the award show!
Luke Bryan isn't a terrible, awful, heartless villain after all! He was just pretending to be one and he was HIGHlarious, in fact!!! Hoorayz!
Watch him host the ACMs at 8 p.m. on Sunday, April 6th on CBS because we're sure he'll be just as funny!
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