This is so sad.
Magic Mike Is Finally Getting The Marvelous, Man Meat-Filled Sequel It Deserves! Get Delicious Deets On The New Director & Totally Titillating Title HERE!
It's so close we can FEEL it!
In case you were wondering, it feels like a long, hard, throbbing tube steak, LOLz!!!
On Friday afternoon industry insiders revealed a slew of super-succulent new deets about Magic Mike's eagerly anticipated sequel, including its title and the name of its director!
Yes!!! We've been waiting for this day to come since we watched the original!!! We're so excited the sequel's wheels have finally been set in motion! We can almost see a set of the world's most AMAZEBALLZ abs waiting for us on the horizon!!!
Magic Mike XXL!
OMG, we hope that's a reference to Joe Manganiello's ab-solutely perfect shadow peen!!!
Steven Soderbergh's long time protege Greg Jacobs has been chosen to direct and, seeing as how he was so involved with the first one, we think there's a good chance part two will be equally awesome!
If one of them decides not to sign on, maybe they should cast this super-sweet wannabe stripper in their place! Ha!!
Either way, we cannot freakin' wait to feast our eyes on these fabulous boys once more!!