That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Wow, look how full of Satan babies Zoe Saldana is!
NBC is birthing a miniseries that is based on the terrifying novel Rosemary's Baby called…Rosemary's Baby! AHHHHH! Oh, that wasn't scary at all. We guess we're just on edge.
Zoe plays Rosemary, Patrick J. Adams plays her husband Guy, and Jason Isaacs plays the closeted Satanist, Roman Castevet! (Jason also played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter series.)
This guy is so good at playing men (and wizards (and Revolutionary War Brits)) who are so, so bad!
This miniseries may be a crowning achievement for NBC! Especially since they shot on location in Paris, the whole time!
And Paris is the demon capital of the world after all! Rosemary's Baby comes out of Rosemary's vajayjay this May!
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