One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We almost don't recognize them together without their neon pink ski masks! LOLz!
So did the ladies get together to paint each other's nails and talk about boys or are they plotting a sequel via Skype with creator Harmony Korine??!
After all, it is that time of year again!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]