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This split was shocking, but we had no idea it'd get so juicy!
Unfortunately, it sounds like that juice won't be available to the public because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are apparently doing all they can to keep the deets of their breakup top secret.
While some might be hoping for a reconciliation, we hear a divorce will definitely be coming up next. But it won't be one of those messy, scandalous splits.
The former lovers reportedly plan to keep everything friendly with no fights over money or custody because they have too much .. to hide.
Both have apparently done a couple not so wonderful things during their marriage that they don't want coming out in the divorce docs. Instead of dragging each other through the mud, Gwynnie and her Coldplay man want to make this a clean breakup because PR could easily get out of control.
As divorce docs are often leaked, Gwyneth and Chris want to keep any dirt out as to not stir media speculation that they STRAYED during their marriage.
Unfortunately, lip lock pics with an ex do plenty to stir the speculation on their own!
Whatever happened, we guess it's just good things will be easier for their kiddos!
[Images via WENN.]