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Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!

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The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!

Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!

With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!

Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!

Meanwhile, Darth addressed the election himself in a party message:

"I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country."

The vote is on May 25th (not exactly Star Wars day May the Fourth), so we'll see how this Dark Lord does in the polls. Plus, Darth is not exactly real, but still…

[Image via AP Images.]

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One comment to “Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!”

  1. Homerclese says – reply to this


    Its "Ukraine", not "THE" Ukraine. Without getting into why its demeaning to have "the" there (you can read more here: its just plain wrong. You don't say "the" Cuba, do you?