Home Videos Photos
PerezHilton CocoPerez Miley Cyrus Nicki Minaj Fashion Police Kanye West PerezTV

Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!

| Filed under: PolitikStar Wars

ap223445686445

The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!

Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!

With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!

Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!

Meanwhile, Darth addressed the election himself in a party message:

"I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country."

The vote is on May 25th (not exactly Star Wars day May the Fourth), so we'll see how this Dark Lord does in the polls. Plus, Darth is not exactly real, but still…

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Email this  »
7 Of Jon Stewart's Most Memorable Memorable Moments From His Daily Show Run!
9 Movie Scenes That Got Overly Sexual For No Reason!
Celebrity Quotes On America! Who Loves It, Who Hates It, And More!
12 Of The Best Fake Film Presidents Of The Last 20 Years!
Here's Everyone Who's Dissed And/Or Dropped Donald Trump!
Donald Trump Vs. Chris Christie -- Questionable Quotes Edition

One comment to “Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!”

  1. Homerclese says – reply to this


    1

    Its "Ukraine", not "THE" Ukraine. Without getting into why its demeaning to have "the" there (you can read more here: its just plain wrong. You don't say "the" Cuba, do you?