All might seem well after Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's "conscious uncoupling," but that's just not the case in their Brentwood, California neighborhood!
While the exes are globe trotting, those who live close to their $10 million estate are in the midst of prosecuting the ultra secretive neighbors.
YUP! Gwyneth just isn't as perfect as she seems after all!
Actually, the famous twosome have been a total nuisance ever since they moved into the family home in 2012 when they immediately planted gigantic fir trees and a nine-foot black gate that seriously violating a ton of zoning laws in the exclusive hood.
Even though a complaint was filed a year ago, the couple has yet to make any moves to accommodate angry neighbors and they couldn't even get to the couple to discuss the issues.
One neighbor spilled:
"There was always work being done at the house. I only got annoyed when the workmen would illegally park in my driveway and they hadn’t even spoken to me about it. I spoke to a guy called Oliver who seems to deal with all their issues to do with their neighbors, the house and community. He sorted it. We never got to see Gwyneth; we’d only go through Oliver."
In fact, neighbors claim they only ever saw Chris hanging about in the community, even though Gwyn once said she wanted her babies, Moses and Apple, to relocate to El Lay so they could "pick avocados."
Another neighbor continued:
“We used to see Chris walking the dogs. He was a really nice guy. He was the one with the talent; she was the one just writing cook books. To some people, their issues might get on people’s nerves, but I personally didn’t care. I didn’t have much time for her, but I liked him.”
Well, with that hot mug and obvious charm, who wouldn't like Chris?!
Despite the overwhelming height of his gate, we'd gladly be the DILF's neighbor any day…
…especially now that he's single! LOLz!
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