All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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This is all about YOU, Directioners!!!
The one thing remains is that you will always have your fave. Sure, you may also have your top two and yeah, your order from 1-5 changes from time to time, but whether Lirry, Zouis, or Narry is your #1 OTP, your absolute favorite member says a lot about you, you sweet, beautiful Directioner.
Harry Styles: You have excellent taste! You want a guy who will treat you like a lady/gentleman and an equal, but can still charm the pants off of you with just the sight of one of his dimples and his heartthrob quiff! You're equally as outgoing as he is and enjoy being spontaneous. Sure, you get antsy when you don't have a thousand things to do and have an intense fear of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out), but that just makes you that much more interesting! After all, you're pretty friggin' desirable! He may have the reputation of being a ladies' man, but everyone knows that Hazza has a heart of gold and has nothing but the utmost respect for the main squeeze in his life, which means you're pretty special and don't you ever forget it! Your dream date with Harry would be going out on the town to the hottest nightclub or an A-list celeb house party!
Zayn Malik: You are one attractive muthaf—er! Srsly, your selfie game is strong and we don't blame you for taking a double take in that mirror because just look at how attractive you are! But, it's not like you flaunt it because you like to keep the mystery going. Oh, and just because you're the hottest one out of all your friends, it doesn't mean that you're vain and self-centered! You're loyal and take care of those who are closest to you and have a soft spot for animals. You're always the first one to leave a party, which just makes people want you even more! Your dream date with Mr. Zen is a romantic one-on-one ice skating adventure just before he whisks you off to Paris for an impromptu rendezvous!
Liam Payne: You are an absolute sweetheart! You are one of a kind and the biggest softie of all your friends, plus you're basically the equivalent to a cute little puppy. Just like Liam, you put others before yourself and, even though you doubt yourself every once in a while, you have an unspoken confidence that just oozes out of you when you flash that adorable smile of yours. Sometimes people don't give you the credit you deserve, but just know that deep down that you're the heart and soul of the group! Plus, you've blossomed into the beautiful swan that you were always meant to be. And if that hasn't happened quite yet, don't worry, you'll have your time to shine! Every once in a while you put your foot in your mouth, but you're always quick to apologize. You can't help it, you just wear your heart on your sleeve! Your dream date with Liam would be a shopping spree in London and then a candlelight dinner at a romantic hidden hotspot.
Niall Horan: You are SUCH a goofball! You are the cutest, most silliest little kitten and try to make light of any situation. You're known as the one who can brighten up their friends when they're feeling down no matter how bad they're feeling. You are loyal with a capital L and say it like it is! You probably play an instrument or two, which is why you spend a lot of your downtime being creative. Oh, and when it comes to your love life? Well, you have a TON of celebrity crushes, but you're still waiting for the right one. Your dream date with Niall would be snuggled up on the sofa watching a Derby match on TV and testing out your cooking skills on the BBQ just before things get sizzlin' in the bedroom, if you know what we mean. AND, WE THINK THAT YOU DO.
Louis Tomlinson: You are SASSY!! You take no shiz from anybody and you're willing to fight for what you believe in! You're also a HUGE prankster, which makes everyone around you a little uneasy, but that's okay because you have model good looks and you can basically win any fight. Sure, you're a sass monster, but you also have a heart as big as England and you quietly do good for others. You're hardly ever seen without a hot cup of tea in your hands. Your dream date with Louis is cheering him from the stands at one of his Doncaster Rovers games and then a quiet dinner at home where you basically make each other laugh all night long.
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