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It's okay, everyone! You can officially ascend from the hellish Underworld you've been living in since you heard the news via Logan Lerman that Percy Jackson might be no more!
We reported earlier how this son of Poseidon made us wet with briny tears when he basically admitted that the immortal film franchise was mortal, and probably done with.
"If we want to make a third one I have to do it, I’m contractually obligated to three movies. I love those movies, they’re a lot of fun to make.”
Commenting on his remarks that sent a lightning bolt through our hearts as they spelled the end of Percy Jackson, Logan was careful to set the record straight!
"That was taken out of context when I said that…I said I don’t know, I’ve never heard anything and it’s been a while since the second one was released, so I just haven’t heard anything about a third film. Unless they call me I think it's unlikely…If I was 30, sure I'd play Percy again."
Unlikely, but not impossible! The gods laugh at the word "impossible!" We wish we could see into the future like Tyresias and find out what happens!
No word yet from Mt. Olympus regarding this new development, but chances are Dionysus is totally having a rager right now in celebration! Wine all around!
If the Fates don't allow another Percy Jackson film, we'll feel like the classical figure Actaeon, who got to watch the beautiful Diana, only to be ripped to shreds by his own hounds.