That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Brad Pitt, if you think you could just walk right through LAX without getting pounced on by the paparazzi, you're wrong!
Those aviators don't do anything but hide your pretty little face from the world! Well, okay, maybe they protect your eyes against all the flashing lights too!
The World War Z actor was spotted arriving at the El Lay airport on Wednesday afternoon without a single child or his seXXXy wifey Angelina Jolie in sight!
Sometimes poppa Brad just needs alone time! LOLz!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]