Ready for the truth??
The former NFL player shared:
Apparently, the transgender woman who had welcomed him into the home was naked and
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We're guessing it's mostly envy, and hey, who can blame them?
But Johnny and Amber so rarely offer glimpses into their personal lives, it can be difficult to figure out just what is going on in that relationship!
"She's a wonderful girl. She's sharp as a tack. A southern belle and sweet as can be, and very good for me."
Geez, why doncha just marry her, Johnny? Oh wait, he totally is!
When interviewer Savannah Guthrie finally asked point blank, Johnny 100% confirmed the upcoming nuptials.
Sorry, ladies. This pirate is someone else's booty!
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