Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Clearly Selena Gomez's milkshakes are bringing all the boys to her yard.
Sheesh, girlfriend just moved into her new Calabasas digs, give her a break!
According to eyewitnesses at the scene of the crime, cops showed up at Selenita's home on Friday morning after someone reported a burglary, but it turns out the man that showed up unwanted wasn't a burglarer. He was more of a trespasser on her private property!
So far, no arrests have been made after the incident, but we're pretty sure Sels isn't feeling too great in her new home right now.
Well, on to the next home, right? It would probably be cheaper to install an alarm system!
Where are these creeps coming from?!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]