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If you're a Directioner, or if you know any Directioners, or if you accidentally typed "Need directioners to the Olive Garden" into your smartphone, then you're well aware that 1D is about to embark on a huge-ass world tour!
In what promises to be the most grandiose global trek the world has seen since Marco Polo returned from the Far East with spices, silks, and a fun backyard pool game, One Direction's Where We Are tour kicks off later this month in South America!!!
Their first gig is in Colombia less than three weeks from now, so you can bet your Bogota-made boots that they've already started rehearsing!
See a few fab pics of all of your favorites…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Ooh, Niall Horan's shredding on his axe!
And, look, Louis Tomlinson is kicking around a soccer ball! Play nice, boys!
Mmmm, their tour is so close we can taste it! And it tastes like AMAZEBALLZ!
See more behind the scenes pics (below)!
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