That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Somebody didn't get the memo!
But the most AH-Mazing part? He went an entire song without mentioning trucks!!! We barely believe it!!
Uh-oh! We hope they don't revoke his license to country!!
Ch-ch-check out Even Stars Fall 4 U (above)!
Did he really just sing about fireflies? Aww, how adorable!
We wonder if that's a metaphor for his relationship with Nicole Kidman!? LOLz!