Somebody didn't get the memo!
Keith Urban just took the stage at the 2014 Academy of Country Music Awards and he krushed it like a Pabst Blue Ribbon can on his forehead!
But the most AH-Mazing part? He went an entire song without mentioning trucks!!! We barely believe it!!
Uh-oh! We hope they don't revoke his license to country!!
Ch-ch-check out Even Stars Fall 4 U (above)!
Did he really just sing about fireflies? Aww, how adorable!
We wonder if that's a metaphor for his relationship with Nicole Kidman!? LOLz!
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