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Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!

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We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.

Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.

The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.

Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)

Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??

We sincerely hope she's okay!

And what's up with all of these allegedly inebriated creepazoids getting busted wearing ironic t-shirts? First we had Christopher Reeves flying high dressed like Superman and now this guy?

Ugh! Have the hipsters finally taken over our prisons, too? Is NOTHING sacred anymore?!

Remember when Cary Grant drove drunk in Alfred Hitchcock's North By Northwest!? The Hollywood legend at least had the decency to first put on his best suit and tie.

Ross, whose BAC was twice the legal limit, has been officially charged with strangulation, DUI, reckless driving, reckless endangerment, and harassment. Unofficially, we suspect the court of public opinion might also charge him with being a horrible person.

[Image via Corvallis Police Department.]

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4 comments to “Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!”

  1. Interesting says – reply to this


    1

    He should call Chris Brown's lawyers. Maybe they can help keep him out of jail, or better yet, get him into rehab… SMH!

  2. Nathan Stevenson says – reply to this


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    I think reporting this type of behavior glamorizes it for the individual who actually committed this act or cowardace. It's doesn't make sense to me that someone who won't post pictures of celebrities families leaving/attending funerals or celeb children would go so far to post something like this. This excuse for a man does not deserve the spotlight and I think it is hypocritical for Perez to post about the subject of domestic violence and abuse against women. As a long time fan and someone who checks the site regularly this is upsetting.



  3. 3

    Cub needs a spanking.

  4. Steph says – reply to this


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    Happened this week in Fargo also!