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A Naked Woman Ransacks A McDonald's In Florida For Ice Cream & Fries! See The Super-Sized Security Footage HERE!

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We'll never look at a McFlurry the same way again…

A Florida woman decided to make a naked run and rampage through a St. Petersburg McDonald's on Monday, with nothing but a black thong in tow.

The burger joint nudist, who still remains nameless, banged her head on the counter before attempting to destroy the fast food chain by sending all their cash registers crashing to the ground!

But fear not, Big Mac boobies babies…

The obviously disturbed woman eventually chilled out by eating soft-serve ice cream straight out of the machine!

Employees of the fine establishment posted the uncensored security footage online late last night, and the rest is fried history.

Ch-ch-check out the video, that's only divinely highlighted by the staff's AH-Mazing running commentary…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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12 comments to “A Naked Woman Ransacks A McDonald's In Florida For Ice Cream & Fries! See The Super-Sized Security Footage HERE!”

  1. 1

    I am not a prude but your comments really piss me off.

    "divinely highlighted by the staff's AH-Mazing running commentary"

    It is not AH-mazing, they sound like idiots and not that I except them to but they take into no consideration mental illness, drug abuse and the embarrassment her and her family (if they exist) are probably feeling right now & clearly you do not either.

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    All those grown-azz men standing around allowing her to destroy thousands of dollars worth of equipment, not to mention she could really hurt herself if something fell on her.
    Bite the bullet and do what needs to be done, man. Good lard.

  3. Nudistfriendfidner says – reply to this


    lol,interesting. a nudist

  4. Nudistfriendfidner says – reply to this


    She is a nudist. let's enjoy this lifestyle. Meet nudist friends on nudistfriendfinder.org now

  5. Ronnie says – reply to this


    I wish media people would check facts. It was NOT in St. Petersburg, FL. It was in Pinellas Park, FL. We get enough attention here in St. Pete without having to claim this one too.

  6. tempe says – reply to this


    Re: sophie58 – Not the first time Perez has ever made fun of mental illness. Remember his commentary about Amanda Bynes ????

  7. 7

    Re: @v@ – FYI: Restraining anyone is called BATTERY when done by anyone other than trained, certified police officers. If she were to resist being restrained and were injured, the person trying to restrain her could be liable and sued. One more reason policing is not the responsibility of the public (or George Zimmerman).

  8. Diana says – reply to this


    Her name is Sandra Suarez. The police ID'd her yesterday

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: venus_oriental – On Drudge today is a VIDEO: Woman flips out in diner after being shushed for loudly cursing on cellphone…
    The manager usheres her garbage azz out just fine, while she throws ketchup bottles etc.

  10. mwffgh says – reply to this


    Re: Nudistfriendfidner – Because the person dumb enough to get into a wrestling match with a nude woman will no doubt find himself charged with sexual battery..

  11. NudistSingle.net says – reply to this


    nudist woman?

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: mwffgh – It's on video. A manager could use a jacket so no 'sexual battery' could be construed. 'Helplessness' is a learned behavior. Don't be that guy.