According to TMZ, one text read:
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We'll never look at a McFlurry the same way again…
A Florida woman decided to make a naked run and rampage through a St. Petersburg McDonald's on Monday, with nothing but a black thong in tow.
The burger joint nudist, who still remains nameless, banged her head on the counter before attempting to destroy the fast food chain by sending all their cash registers crashing to the ground!
But fear not, Big Mac
The obviously disturbed woman eventually chilled out by eating soft-serve ice cream straight out of the machine!
Employees of the fine establishment posted the uncensored security footage online late last night, and the rest is fried history.