We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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Because that SO wasn't on our radar!
In a new interview, French's wife of seven years, Deen Kharbouch, is alerting the youngest Dash doll "to be careful" when cozying up to her former honey…
Because he's pure trouble!
"Things are not as they seem. As soon as he popped, it was as if Kruz and I didn’t exist. He practically abandoned us! Sometimes we don’t see him for two or three months."
Nothing like attracting more trouble after the whole Lamar Odom snafu, Khlo-Money!
Deen went on to say that French does pay $7,000 per month in child support, but that was taken care of in court!
When is Khloe going to find a stand up gent!?
We just want her to be super happy!
[Image via JLN Photography/Judy Eddy/WENN]