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World's Biggest Buzzkill Sues The Nursing Home That Rented Male Strippers For His 85-Year-Old Mom!

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long island nursing home rents male strippers for its residents lawsuit follows

Ugh! Can't a GILF get any lovin' these days?

Bernice Youngblood, an 85-year-old lady who lives in a Long Island nursing home that loves it some man meat, has found herself party to a lawsuit.

Apparently that nursing home has, on multiple occasions, ordered male strippers to come perform for its residents.

It's like Magic Mike meets Golden Girls!! Wowie zowee, we bet Blanch would love to have retired here, LOLz!

Unfortunately, not everyone is as thrilled by the idea. Bernice's son popped in for a visit recently and, when he found photographic evidence of the male strippers popped in for something else altogether, he flipped his shiz!!!

The actually stumbled across a picture of his octogenarian mother feeding a single to one of the dude's trouser snakes!!

Whoa!! Our response would be: GET IT, GURL!

Her son's reaction was a little different, though — he filed a lawsuit!

According to the legal docs, he thinks his mom "was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her.]"

Ugh!! If we're still getting lap dances from super sexy men with muscles when we're 85, then we're chalking it up to having done something right with our life!

Please, Perez Jr., under no circumstances should you feel the need to pull the emergency brake on that party train!!!

There are worse ways to die than with a dude's dangling dong in your face!!

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6 comments to “World's Biggest Buzzkill Sues The Nursing Home That Rented Male Strippers For His 85-Year-Old Mom!”

  1. karen says – reply to this


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    If you read the story, you'd know his mother has alzheimer's & he's angry the nursing home took money out of her account for her to give to strippers. If you've ever dealt with someone who suffers from any type of dementia, you'd take his side.

  2. Dina says – reply to this


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    While some of the other residents were able to make their own decision about the stripper coming (and as they should, good for them) this woman suffers from Alzheimer's and dementia and is in a wheelchair. Therefore her son is outraged that they subjected his mother to this when she was not in the right mind to be making her own decisions.

  3. keyth says – reply to this


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    This is the second posting in a row where Perez doesn't know what he's talking about.



  4. 4

    Re: keyth – Oh it is WAY more than the second post where Perez doesn't know what he I s talking about! He seldom knows what he is talking about.

    Do you even know what it is like to have a family member with Alzheimer's???

    Sorry, but strippers do not belong at a nursing home.

    So, Perez, it THAT how you are going to raise that poor kid of yours????

  5. Jim says – reply to this


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    Hay Perez,
    Would you think this was funny if it was your Mom! I think not.

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: karen – They took money out of her account? Keep seedy types away from the nursing home residents for a LOT of reasons. Stuff goes missing, like her account money.