Kate Gosselin is ready to talk about her son Collin.
The blonde opened up to the mag about it, saying:
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Ugh! Can't a GILF get any lovin' these days?
Bernice Youngblood, an 85-year-old lady who lives in a Long Island nursing home that loves it some man meat, has found herself party to a lawsuit.
Apparently that nursing home has, on multiple occasions, ordered male strippers to come perform for its residents.
It's like Magic Mike meets Golden Girls!! Wowie zowee, we bet Blanch would love to have retired here, LOLz!
Unfortunately, not everyone is as thrilled by the idea. Bernice's son popped in for a visit recently and, when he found photographic evidence of the male strippers popped in for something else altogether, he flipped his shiz!!!
Whoa!! Our response would be: GET IT, GURL!
Her son's reaction was a little different, though — he filed a lawsuit!
According to the legal docs, he thinks his mom "was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her.]"
Ugh!! If we're still getting lap dances from super sexy men with muscles when we're 85, then we're chalking it up to having done something right with our life!
Please, Perez Jr., under no circumstances should you feel the need to pull the emergency brake on that party train!!!
There are worse ways to die than with a dude's dangling dong in your face!!