Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We should all be so lucky to have a man this gifted in the bedroom!
A 42-year-old Italian lover has been thrown in prison because his h8er neighbors couldn’t handle the sounds of him pleasuring his girlfriend any longer!
“[The] screams and moans disturbed the peace in the condominium and the building’s decorum.”
Sounds pretty freaky!
But, when the lover extraordinaire tried to explain to the judge that noises don’t equal stalking, Hizzonor wouldn’t hear any of it and sentenced the man to prison for six months.
He’s of course appealing it.
It can definitely be annoying when your neighbors keep you up for any reason, but c’mon, how long is he really keeping them awake for?