Maybe she's a little more obsessed with celebrity than she first asserted!
The 28-year-old who allegedly had an affair with Affleck -- which she has denied -- has nevertheless hired a crisis PR firm for... what exactly??
What is Johnny Depp good at? What is he terrible at?
More importantly, does he sleep in the nude? We're guessing he wouldn't be terrible at THAT! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Ellen DeGeneres hit Johnny with all the gotcha questions she can think of in a HIGHlariously candid rapid-fire interview!