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Last night's MTV Movie Awards were pretty… er, safe, to say the least. There were no truly outrageous moments from the show.
Well, except that whole shirtless thing with Zac Efron…that was PERFECTION.
Aside from that, though, the show was not the best, to put it nicely.
We have to say that while we totally love Conan O'Brien on late night TV, we think his hosting job fell totally flat.
Instead of having us laughing, like the red-headed late night host normally does, he had us cringing all night!
He started the night with a weirdly awkward joke about almost dying, which definitely didn't happen.
Then welcomed everyone to this awards show…
And when he joked about the people standing in the front, it was kinda gross.
Instead of playing music like the Oscars, Conan joked they would do something different.
And then he showed some proof…
Annnnnnd finally dropped this gem of an uncomfortable joke.
He emerged for the Best Shirtless Performance award looking very buff, but was awkward with his comedy…
And couldn't really walk properly in his fake abs…
Sure, it might not have been Conan's best job he's ever done… But it doesn't really matter.
Because Zefron accepted an award shirtless. NOTHING ELSE IS AS IMPORTANT AS THIS.
Which Conan summed up everyone's reactions in one GIF.