So many things. SO MANY THINGS!!
The MTV Movie Awards this year was pret-ty amazing and filled with the kind of moments you would only expect from a show that hired Conan O'Brien to host it!
HERE WE GO!!!
Not only did Conan host, but he pointed out that he was up on stage entertaining a cat in the front row — Grumpy Cat!! Oh, and he also mentioned that Grumpy Cat had a better seat than Nick Lachey!
Then, Seth MacFarlane and Amanda Seyfried stepped up to give out the award for Comedic Performance, and Seth made a slight jab at Taylor Swift — another breakup joke, which was simultaneously on-point and SUPER OLD. Someone makes a T-Swizzle joke every award show!
Lupita Nyong'o gave Jared Leto a quick hug, and our hearts exploded:
Conan then threatened to put a dick pic up on the teleprompter if people made long speeches:
And then the award for… uh… the award for… shirtless something… guys, Zac Efron won whatever it was and TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT!
Here it is again, two more times. Just in case:
Great! Now that we got that out of our system, let's move on to… oh wait, Zac MAKING OUT with an audience member, making OUR audience member twitch for reeeeal! It was while he was handing out Best Kiss:
And then Seth Rogen took his turn, but with his 'mom!'
After all the on-stage horniness, Jonah Hill stepped up to give the Trailblazer Award to Channing Tatum, and needed to make sure his jokes were landing — they were:
Then Channing stepped up to accept, and gave one of the best speeches of the night… that ran long, and he totally got a dick pic:
Josh Hutcherson then acknowledged his height impairment around some tall and sexy ladies, all wearing in-tense heels!
Ellie Goulding was joined by Zedd and totally rocked the house so hard that Tyler Posey had to re-energize by taking a bite of a giant-ass gummy bear:
And that was pretty much it!
Sigh, we can't believe it's over — until next year!!
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