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So many things. SO MANY THINGS!!
Then, Seth MacFarlane and Amanda Seyfried stepped up to give out the award for Comedic Performance, and Seth made a slight jab at Taylor Swift — another breakup joke, which was simultaneously on-point and SUPER OLD. Someone makes a T-Swizzle joke every award show!
Conan then threatened to put a dick pic up on the teleprompter if people made long speeches:
And then the award for… uh… the award for… shirtless something… guys, Zac Efron won whatever it was and TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT!
Here it is again, two more times. Just in case:
Great! Now that we got that out of our system, let's move on to… oh wait, Zac MAKING OUT with an audience member, making OUR audience member twitch for reeeeal! It was while he was handing out Best Kiss:
And then Seth Rogen took his turn, but with his 'mom!'
Then Channing stepped up to accept, and gave one of the best speeches of the night… that ran long, and he totally got a dick pic:
Josh Hutcherson then acknowledged his height impairment around some tall and sexy ladies, all wearing in-tense heels!
And that was pretty much it!
Sigh, we can't believe it's over — until next year!!
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