Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Usually if you mess onscreen with Leo, you get a DiCap in your ass! In real life? Not so much.
Apparently, him and a friend got rowdy and ended up wrestling! Oh, and did we mention the friend has a background in MMA? Because his friend has a background in MMA.
We're glad they broke it up, and were able to laugh it off…like us right now!