Rihanna is filming something in Paris.
We repeat: RIHANNA IS FILMING SOMETHING IN PARIS!!!!
Does this mean we're all closer to new music than we think?!?!?
The update posted to the website (after using some good 'ol Google Translate) says:
No, that’s not the plot line of Kevin James’s next movie (yet).
This ACTUALLY happened in a Western Pennsylvania Amish community!
Pulaski Township Sgt. Chad Adams went undercover and under-bonnet in order to catch a man suspected of flashing and masturbating in front of Amish children!
The members of the community didn’t want to have their children testify in court so they agreed to go along with the sting operation and even lent Sgt. Adams the traditional garb of an Amish lady!
"I wondered that myself, but I asked and they were all for it. They didn't want this man around here, they didn't want this to continue.”
While the suspect’s car was seen in the area, the alleged perv was never caught in the act. But Adams still feels by making this plan public, this guy will leave the Amish alone from now on!
"I figured if I put this out there, maybe it would deter him or others from even considering doing this in the future.”
You may have stopped a predator, Sergeant, but you just gave Adam Sandler an idea.
We can see the horse and buggy chase scene now.
[Image via Facebook.]