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Rapper Cuts Off His D**k And Jumps Off His Balcony! For Real! Gruesome Details HERE!

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This is so scary! And makes it hard for us to sit down still!

Allegedly, a rapper associated with Wu-Tang Clan by the name Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) was taken to the hospital early this morning after cutting off his own penis and jumping off a balcony in what appears to be a failed suicide attempt.

Other members (ew, not that kind of member) of his rap group Northstar were hanging out on the balcony of an apartment some of them live in when he abruptly cut his junk off and threw himself from the balcony.

Apparently, when they got downstairs, he was running around screaming incoherently. Who wouldn't after slicing off their own D?!?

It's unknown whether doctors are currently trying to reattach his penis right now. We can't imagine the pain he must be in!

We hope they can fix his wound, and that he gets better. Just infinite ouches.

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8 comments to “Rapper Cuts Off His D**k And Jumps Off His Balcony! For Real! Gruesome Details HERE!”

  1. Esin Emko says – reply to this


    1

    exactly what kanye will do in a few months…or it will fall off all by itself.

  2. Fluckneesha says – reply to this


    2

    Stupidity is a helluva drug



  3. 3

    This was SO poorly written. Terribly hard to read. Who is the asshole pretending to know how to write?

  4. DJ1AM says – reply to this


    4

    I think someone else did this to him and he decided not to "snitch".

  5. the fooooooooo says – reply to this


    5

    Re: DJ1AM – Thats what I was thinking. Either that or he was on some kind of horrible hallucinogen.

  6. Lina_Bella says – reply to this


    6

    i bet he used a super duper strong drug….

  7. WrongWay says – reply to this


    7

    At least this guy can't breed.

  8. GetMeOffDa405 says – reply to this


    8

    Sounds like a perfectly well adjusted inhabitant of Los Angeles to me