Blow out the candles, put down the lube, disengage the nipple clamps, and STEP AWAY FROM THE SMARTPHONE because nothing is as you thought it was!!!
Santa is a lie! Most kids don't even have a chimney! The Wizard of Oz? A lie! Dorothy was dreaming the whole time!
And sexting? Well, turns out that's a lie, too!!!
the School for Shattering Wonderful Myths Indiana University-Purdue University conducted a recent study and sexting apparently isn't all that it pretends to be!
According to the data they collected, 48% of sexters are so full of crap that they could get a job in fertilizer sales! The study polled 155 students and, of those who admit to sexting, a whopping two-thirds admitted that they lied while doing it!
Most say they lied during sexting to satiate their partner, but weren't nearly as interested as they let on!
Ugh! Seriously?! That's enough to make our digital dong shrivel!
The study's author, Michelle Drouin, explained why SMS communication is a medium ripe for manipulation. She said:
"Text messaging is an ideal platform for deception, and sexting is likely just one of the many ways that people use this medium to deceive."
So, who are the worst offenders? Well, according to the study it's women!
Those lovely ladies lacking in the Y-chromosome are apparently twice as prone to dishonest sexting!
The moral of this story?
You should only sext with super hot hunks like Zac Efron, Alexander Skarsgard, and anyone who starred in Magic Mike! They're way more likely to be legitimately into it, LOLz!
The numbers, unlike anyone sending steamy "toss your chocolate coin in my wishing well" messages on your phone, do NOT lie!
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