The numbers are in and the big question is finally answered... Well, kind of!
Was The Interview a success?
So, how much, exactly, did it make for Sony?
When America saw Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith's sex tape they all had one thought: where can I get a shower rod with that same Herculean strength?!
According to questioned employees, major retailers like Home Depot, Lowe's, Target, and Walmart have been struggling to keep up with demand for super strong shower rods!
Ha! The ultimate irony is that this sex tape actually led to a shortage of hard rods!
People really want to get their Mimi-inspired sexcrobatics on! We hope this alleged shortage doesn't lead to a national crisis.
[Image via Vivid.]