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These photos doth murder our sleep they're so AH-Mazing we'll be up all night thinking about them!
We totally want to see the serpent underneath those clothes, if you know what we mean!
And lo and behold! Michael looks positively medieval as the good Scot turned bad mid-battle! Two swords in his hands at once? That totally makes us sweat.
Judging by these stills, we'll make a prophesy that this Shakespearean adaptation will be epic!
[Image via The Weinstein Company.]