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There's Finally A Way To Filter Out Internet Spoilers! Learn How Silencer Will Make Your Life Ten Times More Awesome HERE!
SPOILER ALERT: This news will change your life for the better!!!
A glorious new add-on for Chrome has been unveiled and it's called Silencer!
We know what you're thinking, but, thankfully, Silencer is NOT something you attach to the end of your browser in order to silently shoot people! That would be mean and techinically problematic!
Tired of Scandal spoilers? Silencer can help!
Tired of GoT spoilers? Silencer can help!
Tired of Twin Peaks spoilers? NO ONE can help! Holy Christ, broheim, that show has been off the air since before Czechoslovakia broke in half! You need to literally get with the program and find out who killed Laura Palmer!
What are you waiting for, go ahead and install it! Ready to test it out!?
Haven't seen The 6th Sense? Bruce Willis was making bread the entire time!
Haven't seen Gone with the Wind? Well, in the end Clark Gable finally does give a damn when he slides his hand up Scarlett O'Hara's curtain dress and finds out she's been smuggling Southern salami down there the whole movie!
LOLz, we made those up just in case you haven't installed Silencer yet, but you should totally do it!