And he's just getting started!
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It's Kourtney Kardashian's birthday!!
We can't believe this hottie momma is turning 35 years old TODAY!!
So in honor of her birthday we decided to present you with our FAVORITE Kourtney moments!
Because, let's be real for a moment, we all know she's one of the sassiest of the Kardashian Klan therefore earning her the title of many people's favorite!
Come on, who ELSE put Kim Kardashian in her place when she was crying over $75,000 earrings!
She may admit she's not a fan of talking…
But when she does open her mouth, her words are AH-Mazeballz.
She doesn't take shiz from her sister!
And nobody pushes her around!
Plus, Kourtney likes the subway!
She knows her self-worth!
And sometimes she doesn't even need to talk to show off how sassy she is!
Plus she always plays jokes on Scott Disick!
Happy Birthday you hot momma!!! Enjoy your day!