One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Have we died and gone to
This probably gave Dax Shepard the biggest hard on ever.
Kristen was trying to recreate her daughter's dance moves, doing a dance move called the Jersey Turnpike, which involves bending over and twerking like crazy!
This video is everything you could ever want and more!
Ch-ch-check out her booty shaking (above)!!!