That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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It all feels a bit too real now.
This will mark the second funeral for the Geldof family at the church where he mother, Paula Yates, was buried back in 2000.
The private ceremony will come two weeks after the British socialite and mother of two babies was found dead at the age of 25 in her home in Kent, England.
While her cause of death is still unknown, we do hope it gives her husband Thomas Cohen, her iconic father Bob Geldof, and the rest of her family some sort of closure.
Let us hope we will get some answers soon as to a cause of death, but in the meantime we will remember her wild smile that brought light to the already bright spotlight.
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