We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Mums still the word on THIS lavish wedding!
But there is one catch…
In an effort to keep things ultra super dooper private, guests won't know where the ceremony is taking place until the day of—SERIOUSLY!
"Guests won't know the venue until they get to Paris. She hasn't even told her sisters."
With only one month away from their rumored late-May wedding, our money is on the $200 million Chateau Louis XIV, located right outside of Paris—which would be trés magnifique!
Kim has been there with her Balmain buddy and decidedly loved the digs, so it seems to be a perfect fit!
We cannot wait for this wedding to happen, for realz!