That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
The icon posted:
[Image via WENN.]
Yup. Just like we predicted!
Well, his crimes were pretty trivial, and the White House has decided that the 20-year-old pop star can stay in the USA. They posted their statement, which said:
“Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.
The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition."
So we'll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues.”
The petition then launched into an explanation about our ‘broken’ immigration system and how President Barack Obama plans to fix it. They also converted their dollar statistics into how many Bieber concert tickets or album sales immigration laws would equate to.