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Think Your Easter Egg Hunt Was Dangerous? One Man Assaulted His Girlfriend With Easter Eggs!

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Ugh. This is most definitely NOT the holiday spirit.

Pittsburgh resident Aaron Goempel was arrested on Sunday for abusing his girlfriend - with Easter eggs!

The couple was apparently in the middle of decorating eggs when Goempel reportedly accused the young woman of cheating - then the argument escalated.

When Goempel began throwing eggs at her, the young woman called the police, from whom Goempel hid in his bedroom, blocking it off with exercise equipment.

When police broke in, Goempel fought them off viciously - only this time he didn't use dairy products! He grabbed a decorative sword and tried to stab them!

Luckily police were able to subdue the egg man without getting hit with much more than racial epithets.

Goempel's egg toss left his GF with a swollen eye. He was charged with aggravated assault.

[Image via Twitter.]

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