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Jon Hamm Is Mad, Man That His Huge Ham-Boner Keeps Hogging All The Spotlight!!

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Talk about a problem everyone wishes they had!

In a recent interview with Men's Fitness, titillating TV star Jon Hamm did more than just throw Justin Bieber under the bus — he also complained about the effects of his Kraken-sized c**k, too!

The 43-year-old hunk isn't looking to trade it in for a smaller version or anything, but he admits that to being "annoyed" that his GIANT PENIS it's always the topic of conversation!

Jon confessed:

“Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d**k…? (editor's note: maybe) I can’t believe I’m still talking about this… The fact that I’m painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying… It’s become a meme…Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I’ll look like a douchebag. But it’s silly.”

We understand why Jonny Boy is fed up with the public's obsession with his huge-ass Hammaconda, and we'd hate for him to feel like he was just a piece of meat, but he goes commando so often that it's hard, pun intended, to focus on anything else!

We took physics in school and we're pretty sure Newton's Second Law of Boner-dynamics clearly states that no one can look at a picture of the Mad Men star without first glancing at his pants and checking for the outline of a bulging peen!!

If his moisture seeking man-missile were any more massive, it would be recognized by the United Nations! It's the eight wonder of the natural world!!!

Look, we're not gonna lie, we often daydream about wrapping his dangling dong around our wrist and checking the time, but that's not the extent of our interest! We're honestly curious about how a man even gets through the day with a baby-making bat that big!

Do his ham-boners make him light-headed? We have to assume that it takes like two-thirds of all the blood circulating in his veins to fill up his Ham-galia Jolie when it's fully engorged!

CLICK HERE to see more free ballin' pics of his planet-sized peen!

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “Jon Hamm Is Mad, Man That His Huge Ham-Boner Keeps Hogging All The Spotlight!!”

  1. Hamm fan says – reply to this


    I have to agree with the guy. Being famous these days is kind of like being a second grade teacher to hundreds of thousand of kids who just ate too much sugar. Yeah, if you zoom in on enough pics of his crotch in casual wear, you will see the outline of his cock sometimes. Get over it already!

  2. 2

    Looks like Jon Hamm now knows how most super hot looking women feel a lot of the time … a piece of meat on display at the meat market. I guess Jon would be super premium honey baked Hamm … with a big ole bone inside.

    I'm sure plenty of women like to come up to Jon to try to get a quick peek of his package … especially if he's wearing shorts or something. Jon's wife probably has to run a lot of women off by threatening to hit them with her purse or something.

  3. 3

    Her face is very "crooked". Weird.

  4. ohiogirl says – reply to this


    Wow - who wrote this article ??? Reads like a cheap paperback.

  5. ohmy says – reply to this


    Perez is a moron!

  6. Luis Boki says – reply to this


    I say bravo to the fact that he is anatomically proportionate. I have, unfortunately, seen things go the other way. Where a tall, lean man was lean where it should count. But still, I have been with a guy who felt like that was all that people, like me, seemed to notice about him….so much so, he would have to say "there's a person attached to this prize". There are worst things to have to contend with in life though. Just say in'.