Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well, that's one way to get a closer look at his Canadian moose meat!
Justin Bieber flew out of LAX on Saturday and some onlookers were lucky enough to get a glorious glimpse of the 20-year-old pop-star's perfectly proportioned man-butt!
See, the beautiful Biberoni was passing through security on his way to getting really high (on a plane, we mean, probz not with a blunt in the bathroom), but first he had to pass through security!
TSA officials, who either wanted a closer look at his lovely man-body or to read the dossier about all the drug allegations swirling around his head like a cloud of marijuana smoke, asked him to raise his hands. He complied, but that's when Justin's camouflage pants just kind of slid down his waist!!!
In fact, his whole day was kind of one big effort to keep up his pants. All the pictures taken of him at the airport show the belt-less Boyfriend singer running through the terminal with one hand on his pantaloons for fear of them falling the f*ck off!
Homeboy's birthday might not be for another 11 months, but we already know what we're getting him: A gift certificate to the suspenders store!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]