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We understand skipping your ex's wedding, we really do, but this might be overkill!
We say nearly because it seems like the delightfully dashing Demi Moore isn't looking forward to their union at all. In fact, sources say the 51-year-old femme
fatale fabuloso is so annoyed by the thought of Ashton's wedding that, as soon as she finds out when it's going to be, she's booking passage to India!
Yup, Ashton's ex will be FLEEING THE COUNTRY!
“Demi is tapped into Ashton and Mila’s wedding planning and she’s telling friends that she’s going to get out of town during the time frame of when the wedding and pre and post-wedding festivities will go down… Demi knows she’ll have to endure hearing about the affair — which Ashton is telling mutual friends will be huge and full of A-list Hollywood and tech friends — and seeing pictures. But the wound is still fresh from their divorce and Demi doesn’t want anything to trigger a relapse… When she gets word, either through mutual friends or Rumer, about the exact date, she’s booking a trip to the yogic spiritual center of India, Rishikesh, where she’ll submerge herself in days of waking at 4 a.m., chanting, meditation, yoga by the Ganges River, light eating of only meager portions of vegan foods and dressing in saffron colored robes,” the source revealed."
Wow! That's one way to distance yourself from news you don't want to think about!
As it turns out, the Striptease star plans to stay away from her cell, too!
The source continued:
“She’ll be cut off from all technology including phones, Internet and TV, so she’ll be able to avoid the whole thing.”
But what about when Mila gives birth to their baby girl? What if they have another? Demi can't avoid their names in the news every single time something important happens, right?
Well, she plans to try!
The source admitted:
“She plans a similar, though less intense and far away retreat to coincide with the birth of their child in October.”
Wow! At least she's racking up a crap-ton of frequent flier miles for all of these international adventures!
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