[Image via Lindsay Lohan/Instagram.]
Gotta Hide Your Gun Somewhere? Why Not Try Your Vagina Like This 19 Year-Old Girl From Tennessee Did!
Are vaginas the new gun holsters or something?!?! What is happening?!?
This is the SECOND time in six months that someone has hidden a loaded gun in their vajayjay!!
19-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, but when she was brought to the jail for booking, the cops found the gun hidden in the hidey-hole that is her vagina!
Talk about a literal fire crotch! HA!
Oh, but the story gets better — when the cops searched the firearm in their systems, they actually found that it was stolen back in 2013 and was owned by 70-year-old John Souther!
When hearing about the guns recovery and where it was exactly found, John had quite the comment.
“Oh, gosh. [The] little fellow [needs] a bath in bleach.”
LOLOL! What a good sense of humor!
We just can't believe that this is the SECOND time since the start of 2014 than women have done this! LOLz!!
[Image via Kingston Police Department.]