What an unlikely but sweet story!
According to TMZ, Lopez floated about
Are vaginas the new gun holsters or something?!?! What is happening?!?
This is the SECOND time in six months that someone has hidden a loaded gun in their vajayjay!!
19-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, but when she was brought to the jail for booking, the cops found the gun hidden in the hidey-hole that is her vagina!
Talk about a literal fire crotch! HA!
Oh, but the story gets better — when the cops searched the firearm in their systems, they actually found that it was stolen back in 2013 and was owned by 70-year-old John Souther!
When hearing about the guns recovery and where it was exactly found, John had quite the comment.
“Oh, gosh. [The] little fellow [needs] a bath in bleach.”
LOLOL! What a good sense of humor!
We just can't believe that this is the SECOND time since the start of 2014 than women have done this! LOLz!!
[Image via Kingston Police Department.]