That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Chris Brown wanted his freedom, but a judge just told him
Yeah Nah 3x!
He’s going to be behind bars for at least another MONTH!
That’s when his assault trial, which was supposed to start this week, will actually begin, being postponed all the way to June! CB's bodyguard Christopher Hollosy, who was accused of assaulting a 20-year-old man outside a D.C. hotel in October alongside Breezy, was convicted of assault on Monday in a separate trial and is scheduled for sentencing on June 25th. Brown's lawyers asked for an extension on their case in order to allow Hollosy time to appeal.
BUT… come June, he'll be back to DC in cuffs, after another lovely ride on Con-Air. (You know how he loves that!)
Should he be found guilty of this assault charge, then he'll be in violation of his probation from WAY BACK WHEN — you know, when he was charged with beating up his ex-GF Rihanna. If convicted, Brown could be sentenced to FOUR years in prison!
And once it's done, they'll be no getting out of that!
Hope you like orange, CB! Sounds like you could be wearing it for awhile.
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