Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
In the criminal justice system, the people of Miami are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate Bizzle's alleged drag racing; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the Biebsy. These are their stories. Dun dun!
Objection! Surely, no judge would acquiesce to such a plea, right? Right?!
Attorney Roy Black said that more time was needed to gather and review evidence!
We'll see if any new evidence comes to light. In the meantime, we hope Biebsy stays out of trouble, doesn't hit any limo drivers, and certainly doesn't commit another cultural faux pas like he did in Japan.