That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
But in a new interview conducted after the Emily Goodhand cheating scandal broke, Tori honestly thought their bedroom time was pretty great, even though reports of a "sexless marriage" surfaced:
"For having four children and very chaotic schedules, I thought we had a very, very good sex life. Dean said he didn't say that to her. It's 'he said'/'she said,' and I obviously haven't talked to Emily so I don't know what he said to her."
And oddly enough, the actress can relate to Emily on multiple levels, even though she admittedly still has no idea what she looks like. When the Tori and Dean got together in 2005 both were still married, and the 90210 alum was called some nasty names:
"I was called a home-wrecker and a husband-stealer. I remember thinking, 'If this ever happened to me, I'd be pissed at my husband.' I have never held Emily Goodhand responsible. Dean did this, not her."
Tori did reveal he's her soulmate, so we just want the best for these two!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]