He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Lindsay Lohan was quite the chatty lady on Alan Carr's Chatty Man Wednesday night! She even gave him some pointers on how to work the pole. That, she was good at.
What she wasn't so great at? Explaining just how sober she is these days!
The actress turned reality star spent most of her time with the iconic Brit TV presenter promoting her OWN reality docu-series, Lindsay.
Everything was peachy keen and smiles until Alan brought up LiLo's resurfaced drinking issues—to which she seemingly shut down and started giving the same answers we've been hearing from her since the press tour started!
We all know Lindsay had a relapse on the show, because Oprah's sly producers exposed that shiz—but when Alan asked the Mean Girls actress about the progress of her recovery so far, she said she doesn't really remember the last time she had a drink:
"I don’t know – a long amount of time. I mean there was a point on the show when I was in a relationship with someone and I like had a drink and I freaked out and didn’t want to say anything on the show as I didn’t know how that would come across and I was just scared. And that’s when it kind of hit home that I was doing a docu-series, and I was like you know what, I’m honest and I’m open and I’ve never really hid anything, unfortunately there are some things I would’ve like to have kept hidden have been out there."
Suspiciously vague, don't you think?! Alcoholics are TOTALLY supposed to know how many days they've been sober!
Reports have been swirling that Lindz is back to hitting the bottle, with multiple sources revealing they've seen her clutching alcohol—so we really have no idea who to believe!
After asking the necessary q's, we thank the gods that Alan lightened the mood…with a pole dancing lesson!
Watch Lindsay strut her stuff on a stripper pole, while simultaneously making it rain in the video (above!)
Who would've thought a strip club staple could save an interview?!