No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We've heard of Jurassic Park the ride! We've heard of Pimp My Ride the show! But we never thought the two could be combined!
A somewhat anonymous* internet enthusiast and Jurassic Park super fan spent years converting his 1993 Ford Explorer into an exact replica of a safari SUV from the 1993 blockbuster Jurassic Park and, well, the result was even cooler than it sounds!
Let's be honest, everyone loves dinosaurs and everyone has dreamt about watching a T-rex devour a goat from the safety and comfort of a Rastafarian-colored utility vehicle, but only one person was awesome enough to pull it off!
Ch-ch-check out the before and after pics (above)!
Wow! Talk about an
adventure automobile 65 million 21 years in the making!
"Converted this ’93 Ford Explorer into a Jurassic Park tour vehicle replica. I’ve been working on it for over a year and some of the parts have taken more than 2 years to find.
It’s still not done but enjoy!"
Wow, we just want to know if he'll give us a ride to the premiere of Jurassic Park IV, LOLz!
Congratulations good sir or madame, you have won the internet this week!
*We say somewhat anonymous because, well, the next time he drives up to Rite Aid for toilet paper everyone is going to take pictures of his awesome ride and post his location and identity on the internet!
CLICK HERE to see dozens of photos documenting the entire vehicular makeover process!
[Image via Imgur.]