One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
But ZOMG this is next level shizz!
"We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that."
WHOA. That's taking the mile high club to a new seductive extreme!!
And since the married duo is having sex on airplanes, they're totally okay with some risqué PDA:
"We're by no means freaky-deaky, but let’s just say, we’re open to things. We’re very okay with PDA. When we go to a restaurant, he loves when I wear a dress, so he can do some upper-thigh rubbing."
SEXIEST. COUPLE. EVER.
Excuse us while we go take a cold shower!
[Image via Cosmopolitan Magazine]