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AH! This is so scary! We all have crushes on the boys of One Direction, but that's no reason to literally get crushed!
Apparently, at Peru's 1D concert on Sunday, fans started pushing toward one direction - the stage - which led to nearly 50 young fans needing medical treatment due to being crushed!
Our favorite fivesome tried to tell fans to calm down, and even threatened to walk off stage if they didn't cool their jets, but the swarm didn't listen.
The swarm does what the swarm wants! As a result, hundreds were crushed.
According to reports, many were being treated for symptoms of asphyxia, due to a lack of oxygen!
The injured were treated in nearby makeshift tents! If only the boys of 1D could give them mouth to mouth, it would make these serious injuries more bearable!
We hope everyone injured makes a full recovery!